Top Ten Menopause Nightmares

If you are suffering from menopause, you'll understand. If not, you'll probably laugh, but take heart, you'll be suffering from the same nightmares soon and it won't be so freaking funny!
  1. All food is way too salty. I am dying of thirst.
  2. The temperature of the house is too hot! So what if it's 40 degrees.
  3. Sleeping through the night is for young, drunk people. I need to pee again.
  4. My memory is gone. What was I saying?
  5. My clothes don't fit. I haven't eaten in three days and I've gained ten pounds.
  6. I'm so tired. Time for a nap. Yes, I know it's only ten in the morning.
  7. I am not crabby. Shut up, you idiot.
  8. I'm hungry. No I'm not. I'm hungry. No I'm not.
  9. The tv is too loud. I can't hear the tv, turn it up. The tv is too loud.
  10. What was I saying? Oh yeah, be quiet!


  1. I don't think you have to be in Menopause, just a woman LOL! I loved this and I'm sharing it with everyone :-)

  2. Oh my gosh! This is awesome!!!

    1. Hilarious Lisa! I am not looking forward to this...however, I am looking forward to not having my period!

  3. This is so true!!! I am experiencing these Nightmares!

  4. Oh, I'm not going through the M word yet but the whole pee in the middle of the night thing - annoying!! My bladder isn't what it used to be.

  5. OMG get out of my head... HOW did you know? ALL this is so true. I have to chg in middle of night like 3 times from night sweats and the nightmares..well,i have every dreamcatcher out there.I just want to know are they lieing to me on yrs of this? 8 to 10 TELL ME THERE KIDDING ;( I will be more than crabby and yes all is salty. I hope the person is wrong on yrs otherwise i better shut up thank you for ..sharing my pain <3

  6. I feel that now... at 32... ugh

  7. I never got the menopause symptoms until I got diabetes--I sympathize totally!!!!!!!

  8. (Mmmph)...oh boy!! Not looking forward to that!!

  9. Umm...haha, I still get up to pee so many times at night despite not being there yet. Haha...and I always try to hold it too, I just want to sleep through the night!

  10. Ha.
    I vary for too hot to too cold. Same with my mood. One second I'm laughing the next I feel like crying and then, let's toss in I want to break something if I get a wee bit peeved.
    Yep, I'm right there with you.
    Oh and let not forget that gravity has defied us in a big way. What was once a perky and wrinkle free zone... lol

  11. Yep. Those are definitely familiar to me. I'm tallying a list of all of the symptoms as the Poise menopause blogger and I'm up to 48. Yikes.

  12. LOL I'm not going through menopause, but can I simply relate as a mom to two young kids?! Sounds kind of similar, haha.

  13. Wait until you're attacked in your dreams by the Walking Dead Zombies boncing around your bed like they are attached to a baby moblie. Fun times......


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